my stand up comedy script #3

#3 Incompetents..A fight for a free country

ok..so heres the thing

I always believed in equality, fraternity, maternity and all the other human rights stuff
that i dont remember.

So i thought heres a devil given oppurtunity to boost the ego of a hugely downtrodden group
of people called the incompetents(not to be confused with that movie "the incredibles")
Allthough the people who made that movie belong to the group of incompetents.

So this is for all those people who made that movie and watched it..this should cover all of
America and some parts of mexico.
In the defence of the incompetent..i dont believe they should be oppressed any more!!!
whatever happened to all men are equal?? So i say give them a free country called
Incompetentica..some where near the Artic..their skulls are numb anyway. what?..whats that i
hear? you wont grant them their freedom eh?? Well let me give you the perfect possible
reason why you should!!

I conducted a study(my lifes research actually) to pit three different groups of people
against each other, in a tight situation to see who comes on top..so meet the
contenders..the funny,the smart/serious(I believe all smart people are ..serious) and our
friends the incompetent..

Picture this..your 16 year old underage girl friend comes and tells you "to whomsover it may
concern..I'm pregnant". A typical situation where most people would sell everything from
their kidneys to their balls to build a time machine and go back in time and use a different
protection..In the incompetents' case..a protection..

If you belong to the group of funny people you would most definitely say "honey..dont
worry..In three years we can have a three some.." and then make up for the unappropriate
remark with a diamond ring and a funeral..i meant wedding..i distinctly said wedding!! dont
judge me!!!all said a done..a fine loser you would make! The smart/serious guy would take
time off to investigate how and why and when it happened..DNA tests would later reveal that
there are strands in the baby that belonged to Macscrewme the paperboy, Macscrewall the
milkman among many others..not the best news I guess..but my friend consider yourself lucky
if you are the incompetent!..he would just say "duh..duh..duduh.." and faint..the girl
seeing all this thinks its all her fault and her responsibility at the protection department and is willing to sell all she's got to go back in time to change history..while mr.incompetent is doing the "duh".

Now people, think of the power of the incompetent now..they are a race that can instill such guilt and responsibility in every one they meet!

Well then ladies and gentlemen the moral of the story is if you are funny..You buy one, you get one free.If you are not, you buy one, everyone gets it free and if you are incompetent you will get your free CUNTry!!

good night!